This is the most riveting issue in the world of cricket. Everyone’s talking about it in the cricket fraternity.

Harbhajan Singh aka Bhajji “racially” abuses Symonds.Does anyone know what happened actually at the ground zero? This one’s the best rumor we know. Actually, Bhajji never really called Andrew Symonds a “Monkey”.That’s what they are claiming. They are right. Indeed, US’ Fox News channel even cited indirectly what i am going to say. They told there are cultural differences. It means language too. That is misinterpretation due to differences in language. Things would have gone this way. Harbhajan spanks Bret Lee. Symonds unfortunately couldn’t tolerate this. He warns Harbhajan. Harbhajan in return says “Teri Maa ki…”. Symonds, who feels that every Indian calls him a monkey immediately assumes “Maa ki” as “Monkey”.

Sachin was completely right. Harbhajan never told Monkey. And Symonds and his in-team hommies Clarke and Hayden too would have thought it as monkey. Sachin being a Mumbaikar would have laughed it off when Bhajji says “Teri Maa Ki” as in Mumbai and also other places, this is used to attract attention of a person who doesn’t respond to you when one calls him using his actual name. If u won’t believe it try this!

Also, Hayden and Clarke are no great Multi-linguistic geniuses to understand this uber-common abuse in Hindi. Also, the Match Referee Mike Procter who proclaims himself as one great citizen of a racist land is a very cunning person. During the hearing, he asks the Aussies “Did you hear the ‘M’ word?” They say “Yes”. They are true. Moreover they are known for their “unquestionable” integrity which their Fourth Umpire-cum-Skipper Ricky Ponting heralded. He then asks Sachin “Did you hear Bhajji calling “Monkey”?”. He would honestly say “No” which is again true.

So, our Bhajji is in a Catch 22 situation! Because of Truth he is booked for racism. This time truth did not prevail. And sadly, Bhajji trying to show some herogiri got fixed into this trouble.

This grapevine really amused lot of people and some even believed it to be true. But only Bhajji and Symonds know what actually transpired at the Ground Zero.

Rumors are really closer to truth than they appear.;-)

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
It’s your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent –
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
so why practice?
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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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“Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk
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“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
what more can I say……..

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Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors’ Law
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.

Murphys law on girls

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