Archive for May, 2007

Worlds smallest resignation letter…

Dear Sir, I Love Your Wife..!!...

 

Dear Sir,

I Love Your Wife..!!

Things you dont see often

 

Women are greedy about their Husband….

 

Aisa apna husband ho

6′ – 6’2″ jiski height ho

Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho

biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho

dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho

shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho

saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho

hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho

har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho

aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho

husband apna aisa bright ho !!!

Who Wins?

 

whowins Who Wins?

Even Every CROW has its day..

 

petra Even Every CROW has its day..

Best of National Geographic

 

21 Reasons Why I Love You…

 
  • I can be myself when I am with you.
  • Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us.
  • Because you make me feel like, like, like I have never felt before.
  • I can tell you anything, and you won’t be shocked
  • Our undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive
  • You and me together, we can make magic.
  • We’re a perfect match.
  • Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.
  • Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.
  • You never give up on me, and that’s what keeps me going.
  • You are simply irresistible
  • I love you because you bring the best out of me.
  • Your terrific sense of humor
  • Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat
  • You’re the one who holds the key to my heart
  • You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).
  • You have taught me the true meaning of love.
  • Love is, what you mean to me – and you mean everything.
  • You are my theme for a dream.
  • I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.
  • And, of-course, your intelligence, ’cause you were smart enough to fall in love with me ;-)

Three Englishmen

 

Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One guy said he was going to bug him. He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. ‘Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy.’

‘Oh really, hmm, didn’t know that.’

Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. ‘I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn’t care!’

‘You just don’t know how to set him off, watch and learn.’ The second English man walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder. ‘I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!’

‘Oh, wow, I didn’t know that, thank you.’

Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his buddies. ‘Your right, he is unshakable!’

The third English man said: ‘No, no, no, I will really big him, you just watch.’

The English man walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder and said… ‘I hear your St. Patrick was an English man!’

‘Yeah, that’s what your buddies were trying to tell me.’

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