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A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner. She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:
“My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family”, she said “Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any [...]

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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.”
“Where are you going, coochy cooh?” asked the wife.
“I’m going to the bar, pretty face. [...]

Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 min.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual Harassment
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
Q: How can you tell if [...]

SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED GOD, “WHAT SURPRISES YOU MOST, ABOUT MANKIND”
GOD REPLIED……..
“THEY LOSE THEIR HEALTH TO MAKE MONEY, THEN LOSE THEIR MONEY TO RESTORE THEIR HEALTH. BY THINKING ANXIOUSLY ABOUT THE FUTURE, THEY FORGET THE PRESENT, SUCH THAT, THEY LIVE NEITHER FOR THE PRESENT NOR FOR THE FUTURE… THEY LIVE AS IF THEY WILL NEVER DIE [...]

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale [...]

1. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
2. I think, therefore I’m single.
3. If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it.
4. Something tells me that I shouldn’t date until the world makes sense again.
5. Divorce – from the [...]